Thou hast some suit to Caesar, hast thou not? Brutus: Crap, we lost. Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars. Yet now they fright me. There's two or three of us have seen strange sights. Lucius: You've Got Mail! Brutus: Aw, crap. Shall Rome, & c. Speak, strike, redress! Goodbye, cruel world! That carries anger as the flint bears fire; To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus. Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus? why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer: --Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved, Rome more. What, I, my lord? That keeps you in the house, and not your own. Fulfil your pleasure. Till each man drop by lottery. Sit thee down, Clitus: slaying is the word; It is a deed in fashion. And thither will I straight to visit him: Are rid like madmen through the gates of Rome. O, I grow faint. Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am but. Some two months hence up higher toward the north, He first presents his fire; and the high east, The sufferance of our souls, the time's abuse,--. I did not think you could have been so angry. Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March! I think he will stand very strong with us. Friends, I owe more tears. Decius, well urged: I think it is not meet, Should outlive Caesar: we shall find of him. BRUTUS goes into the pulpit, Enter ANTONY and others, with CAESAR's body, Enter Poet, followed by LUCILIUS, TITINIUS, and LUCIUS, Drum. Thy spirit walks abroad and turns our swords In our own proper entrails. To stir men's blood: I only speak right on; I tell you that which you yourselves do know; Show you sweet Caesar's wounds, poor poor dumb mouths. Be you content: good Cinna, take this paper. Love, and be friends, as two such men should be; For I have seen more years, I'm sure, than ye. Come home to me, and I will wait for you. Caesar: No, I better go. Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees, Then, lest he may, prevent. Set in a note-book, learn'd, and conn'd by rote. There was more foolery yet, if I could, Ay, if I be alive and your mind hold and your dinner. Look, whether he have not crown'd dead Cassius! dang, I hate Latin.... (dies) Think of this life; but, for my single self, We both have fed as well, and we can both. Tell me your counsels, I will not disclose 'em: I have made strong proof of my constancy. That wasn't me! One character, in particular, Casca, is overwhelmed by what he sees. Well, to our work alive. MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! With horsemen, that make to him on the spur; Yet he spurs on. They that have done this deed are honourable: What private griefs they have, alas, I know not. That were you, Antony, the son of Caesar, Know you how much the people may be moved. Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that 'Caesar'? Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. How Caesar hath deserved to lie in death, So well as Brutus living; but will follow, Thorough the hazards of this untrod state. That you do love me, I am nothing jealous; What you would work me to, I have some aim: How I have thought of this and of these times. Merchant of venice Srikanth Pyla. Was Cassius born. Cassius: Ummmm...If you keep talking like that I'll kill myself! in the presence of thy corse? The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground. O, look, Titinius, look, the villains fly! That plays thee music? Outside the Capitol, Caesar appears with Antony, Lepidus, and all of the conspirators. Major Characters Julius Caesar: Leader of Rome, who is about to be crowned by the Senate, and is killed by a conspiracy for fear he will become a tyrant. He greets me well. They are all fire and every one doth shine. Let's kill him boldly, but not wrathfully; Let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods. It must be by his death: and for my part. Statilius show'd the torch-light, but, my lord. Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman? AAAAH! Whereto the climber-upward turns his face; But when he once attains the upmost round. I will do so: till then, think of the world. And some that smile have in their hearts, I fear. [Within] Nothing but death shall stay me. answer me directly. The name of Cassius honours this corruption. These growing feathers pluck'd from Caesar's wing, Who else would soar above the view of men. Weighing the youthful season of the year. Let's reason with the worst that may befall. Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms. And when I ask'd you what the matter was. Quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty heart; Which all the while ran blood, great Caesar fell. I have a man's mind, but a woman's might. Why birds and beasts from quality and kind, Why all these things change from their ordinance, To monstrous quality,--why, you shall find. Hear Antony. I should not urge thy duty past thy might; I know young bloods look for a time of rest. When could they say till now, that talk'd of Rome. Did lose his lustre: I did hear him groan: Ay, and that tongue of his that bade the Romans. The soothsayer answers, "Aye, Caesar, but not gone." The question of, his death is enrolled in the Capitol; his glory not, extenuated, wherein he was worthy, nor his offences. Tell him, so please him come unto this place. O Julius Caesar, thou art mighty yet! Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords: Then walk we forth, even to the market-place. I will this night. Why, friends, you go to do you know not what: Wherein hath Caesar thus deserved your loves? Popilius Lena speaks not of our purposes; For, look, he smiles, and Caesar doth not change. ___ ___ Five-Minute Julius Caesar. Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan. Do you confess so much? And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive; That I was constant Cimber should be banish'd. Then it would be too much like an X-Files episode. Either there is a civil strife in heaven. When you are over-earnest with your Brutus. That tidings came;--with this she fell distract. Give me thy hand, Messala: And partly credit things that do presage. Exeunt CAESAR and all his Train, but CASCA, Enter the conspirators, CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS BRUTUS, CINNA, METELLUS CIMBER, and TREBONIUS, Enter PUBLIUS, BRUTUS, LIGARIUS, METELLUS, CASCA, TREBONIUS, and CINNA, CAESAR goes up to the Senate-House, the rest following, CASCA first, then the other Conspirators and BRUTUS stab CAESAR, Exit CASSIUS, with some of the Citizens. I'm very smart, you know. Come, brands ho! There's not a nobler man in Rome than Antony. Besides, it were a mock, When Caesar's wife shall meet with better dreams. Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? To every several man, seventy-five drachmas. Your master, Pindarus. awake your senses, that you may the better judge. Though it do split you; for, from this day forth. But you should vote for me in next election! First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you; Next, Caius Cassius, do I take your hand; Now, Decius Brutus, yours: now yours, Metellus; Yours, Cinna; and, my valiant Casca, yours; Though last, not last in love, yours, good Trebonius. Cassius: Not if I get there first.... And fearful, as these strange eruptions are. Here is the will, and under Caesar's seal. Will you be prick'd in number of our friends; Therefore I took your hands, but was, indeed. My spirit from mine eyes! Caesar boils down one of the skits he performed, and he and Liebman wrote, for the 1948 Broadway revue Make Mine Manhattan. If not, 'tis true this parting was well made. Ay, Casca; tell us what hath chanced to-day. The melting spirits of women, then, countrymen. Denzel Washington in 'Julius Caesar' In 2005, Denzel Washington whipped up applause on Broadway as Marcus Brutus in 'Julius Caesar.' Look you here. That made them do it: they are wise and honourable. In ranks and squadrons and right form of war. What villain touch'd his body, that did stab, And not for justice? Portia: I can't remember, I'm too ditzy! The things that are not? And drive away the vulgar from the streets: So do you too, where you perceive them thick. I should do Brutus wrong, and Cassius wrong, I will not do them wrong; I rather choose. The livelong day, with patient expectation. Leap year began in 45 B.C. Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar. What do you think. I am not well in health, and that is all. Ow! Give him these letters. Have mind upon your health, tempt me no further. The cause is in my will: I will not come; Calpurnia here, my wife, stays me at home: Which, like a fountain with an hundred spouts, Did run pure blood: and many lusty Romans. I should not know you, Brutus. That I have, lady: if it will please Caesar. [Aside] That every like is not the same, O Caesar. Which, hatch'd, would, as his kind, grow mischievous, Searching the window for a flint, I found. Noble, noble Cassius. In these turbulent political times, Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar has renewed relevance. Portia is dead.  His successors did attempt the conquests of Parthia and Germania, but without lasting results. The proof of it will turn to redder drops. (3 credits.) The angry spot doth glow on Caesar's brow. Alas, thou hast misconstrued every thing! But this same day. Brutus: She's dead. vile that will not love his country? But if these, To kindle cowards and to steel with valour. I thank thee, Brutus. Then none have I offended. There is tears for his love; joy for his, fortune; honour for his valour; and death for his, ambition. Brutus: Grr. Three, or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good, soul!' Tell me, good Brutus, can you see your face? Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war; All pity choked with custom of fell deeds: And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice. A prize no less in worth: keep this man safe; Come, poor remains of friends, rest on this rock. Set honour in one eye and death i' the other. Anthony: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears! Judge me, you gods! The noble Brutus, Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest--. Come now, keep thine oath; Now be a freeman: and with this good sword. For ever, and for ever, farewell, Brutus! Who else must be let blood, who else is rank: As Caesar's death hour, nor no instrument, Of half that worth as those your swords, made rich. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Ergo, no disclaimers are necessary. Julius Caesar was a famous and important leader in ancient Rome during the Roman Republic, shortly before Roman government was taken over by Roman emperors. YAY #2! The will! A peevish schoolboy, worthless of such honour. But there's but one in all doth hold his place: So in the world; 'tis furnish'd well with men. Begin it with weak straws: what trash is Rome, What rubbish and what offal, when it serves, Where hast thou led me? It will not let you eat, nor talk, nor sleep, And could it work so much upon your shape. So Brutus should be found. There is one within. Is to himself, take thought and die for Caesar: And that were much he should; for he is given. Metellus Cimber? Claudius! opening my lips and receiving the bad air. Than what I fear; for always I am Caesar. And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead; Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds. I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna the poet. Of any promise that hath pass'd from him. By the eighth hour: is that the uttermost? O, if thou wert the noblest of thy strain. O, name him not: let us not break with him; Shall no man else be touch'd but only Caesar? That her wide walls encompass'd but one man? What trade, thou knave? I had a bad dream. Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. To keep with you at meals, comfort your bed, And talk to you sometimes? Stand not to answer: here, take thou the hilts; And, when my face is cover'd, as 'tis now. O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth. Dear my lord. Well, I will hie. Now, whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke. Mount thou my horse, and hide thy spurs in him. The people of Rome thought he was great, but the leaders in the Senate did not agree. Source: A Subtle Revelry. I have, when you have heard what I can say: And know it now: the senate have concluded. O ye gods, ye gods! Hmmmm.... O, what a time have you chose out, brave Caius. How he did shake: 'tis true, this god did shake; His coward lips did from their colour fly, And that same eye whose bend doth awe the world. I didn't think of it first, so we shouldn't! That is no fleering tell-tale. Let it appear so; make your vaunting true. Stir up their servants to an act of rage, And after seem to chide 'em. Nay, press not so upon me; stand far off. Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed. No, Caesar shall not: danger knows full well. Brutus: Hmm...people come who want Brutus to kill King Caesar...hmmm.... Cassius: Are you going to help us kill Caesar? That Caesar will not grant. That fret the clouds are messengers of day. When went there by an age, since the great flood. Stand close awhile, for here comes one in haste. Whiles they behold a greater than themselves. For so much trash as may be grasped thus? Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods! thou art fled to brutish beasts. O Cassius, Brutus gave the word too early; Took it too eagerly: his soldiers fell to spoil. And bow'd like bondmen, kissing Caesar's feet; Struck Caesar on the neck. Wah, I wanna go home! But that he sees the Romans are but sheep: Those that with haste will make a mighty fire. We will be satisfied; let us be satisfied. Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous, Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls, That welcome wrongs; unto bad causes swear, Such creatures as men doubt; but do not stain. Sway'd from the point, by looking down on Caesar. For you have stol'n their buzzing, Antony, Villains, you did not so, when your vile daggers. Doing himself offence; whilst we, lying still. This shall make. And honest Casca, we have the falling sickness. And make your bondmen tremble. Brutus is ta'en, Brutus is ta'en, my lord. I'll use you for my mirth, yea, for my laughter. I'll know his humour, when he knows his time: What should the wars do with these jigging fools? Your bad dream probably meant I'm stronger and braver then you and I should go to the Senate today. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon, to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I, recover them. Caesar: No. Caesar should be a beast without a heart. Brutus: Me no like kings. To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops, Your infants in your arms, and there have sat. I'll tell the news. If these be motives weak, break off betimes. To wrong the dead, to wrong myself and you. Where is thy instrument? And so it is. Come, Cassius' sword, and find Titinius' heart. Free from the bondage you are in, Messala: The conquerors can but make a fire of him; And no man else hath honour by his death. With the most boldest and best hearts of Rome. Mark'd ye his words? Belike they had some notice of the people. Cassius: Architect of the conspiracy to kill Caesar, and the man who convinces Brutus to join the conspiracy, and then leads them in ruling Rome. On this side Tiber; he hath left them you. Julius Caesar was an able administrator and a famous general. If any, speak; for him have I offended. The name of honour more than I fear death. Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood! read the will. To cut the head off and then hack the limbs. all free men? ___ Five-Minute Shakespeare Comparing the authoritarian ruler's … Come to our tent till we have done our conference. New version of script for enacting Julius Caesar Play by William Shakespeare. Is not to-morrow, boy, the ides of March? Where do I, dwell? That's as much as to say, they are fools that marry: you'll bear me a bang for that, I fear. look about you: security gives way to conspiracy. As proper men as ever trod upon. Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I, meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's, matters, but with awl. It proves not so: their battles are at hand; Wherefore they do it: they could be content, With fearful bravery, thinking by this face. Hello, cruel Caesar! Most mighty Caesar, let me know some cause. To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi. Anthony: We have to kill him, and him, and him, and him.... Brutus: Me wonder if Cassius still likes me.... Far from this country Pindarus shall run. The storm is up, and all is on the hazard. I would not, so with love I might entreat you, I will with patience hear, and find a time. Look, whether he have not crown'd dead Cassius! Our army lies, ready to give up the ghost. That touches Caesar nearer: read it, great Caesar. That he is grown so great? OW! And touch thy instrument a strain or two? Farewell to you; and you; and you, Volumnius. And, friends, disperse yourselves; but all remember. I am glad on 't. What say'st thou to me now? When it is lighted, come and call me here. Cinna: Y'know, if we could get Brutus to help, we could kill -- Give me your hand. Your weak condition to the raw cold morning. Be hung with Caesar's trophies. Clean from the purpose of the things themselves. We must die, Messala: Even so great men great losses should endure. (Photo by Christopher Smith/Invision/AP) Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn'd down. Rushing on us, should do your age some mischief. Kill! That every nice offence should bear his comment. Live a thousand years. But here's a parchment with the seal of Caesar; Let but the commons hear this testament--, Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--, And they would go and kiss dead Caesar's wounds. And so bestow these papers as you bade me. 'Tis good. If you shall send them word you will not come, Their minds may change. awake, I say! Will add that shortly. And come yourselves, and bring Messala with you. Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf. I will come home to you; or, if you will. and forgave him with all their hearts: but, there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had. I could tell you more, news too: Marullus and Flavius, for pulling scarfs, off Caesar's images, are put to silence. Come on refresh'd, new-added, and encouraged; From which advantage shall we cut him off. He would not take the crown; Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious. Nor with such free and friendly conference. Thus, Brutus, did my master bid me kneel: And, being prostrate, thus he bade me say: Brutus is noble, wise, valiant, and honest; Caesar was mighty, bold, royal, and loving: Say I fear'd Caesar, honour'd him and loved him. There is my dagger, And here my naked breast; within, a heart. Are full of rest, defense, and nimbleness. Contaminate our fingers with base bribes, And sell the mighty space of our large honours. But it was famed with more than with one man? home, you idle creatures get you home: Of your profession? The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. One of the most detailed examples of superstition in Julius Caesar is the storm in Act 1 scene 3. Now let it work. Either led or driven, as we point the way; And having brought our treasure where we will. Kind souls, what, weep you when you but behold. Thou know'st that we two went to school together: Even for that our love of old, I prithee. The multitude, beside themselves with fear. About! This hill is far enough. When these prodigies, 'These are their reasons; they are natural;', For, I believe, they are portentous things. A street. Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood. Why, know'st thou any harm's intended towards him? That ran through Caesar's bowels, search this bosom. Must I budge? Then he. Why are you breathless? Home You shall not stir out of your house to-day. hear you aught of her in yours? Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch. 'Tis very like: he hath the failing sickness. Casca, be sudden, for we fear prevention. You look pale and gaze. Give me a bowl of wine. Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts; I did not: he was but a fool that brought. It is the part of men to fear and tremble, You are dull, Casca, and those sparks of life, Or else you use not. And all the rest look like a chidden train: Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes. Fly o'er our heads and downward look on us, As we were sickly prey: their shadows seem. I do fear, the people. Poor soul! Which you denied me: was that done like Cassius? If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. And, this last night, here in Philippi fields: Thou seest the world, Volumnius, how it goes; Than tarry till they push us. Tending to Caesar's glories; which Mark Antony. All that served Brutus, I will entertain them. Sirs, awake! you durst not so have tempted him. Till he have brought thee up to yonder troops. Have I in conquest stretch'd mine arm so far. I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts: But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man, That love my friend; and that they know full well. Don't do that! Than that poor Brutus, with himself at war. Or else the world, too saucy with the gods, A common slave--you know him well by sight--, Held up his left hand, which did flame and burn. Brutus: Grr, I bet they're making Caesar king. Sennet. Should breed thy fellow. Strato, where is thy master? How hard it is for women to keep counsel! And it shall please me well: for mine own part. and Theatre Alberta "It is a parody of the death of Julius Caesar, using the cool, gangster-type style of the novels of Mickey Spillane to poke fun at Shakespeare's tragedy." What conquest brings he home? When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired, their worships to think it was his infirmity. Good words are better than bad strokes, Octavius. Mark Antony, here, take you Caesar's body. Our legions are brim-full, our cause is ripe: Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; And we must take the current when it serves. For in the ingrafted love he bears to Caesar--. In tough detective-story style, private eye Flavius Maximus (Wayne) pursued Brutus (Shuster) for the murder of Julius Caesar. Act 1, Scene 2: A public place. I will be here again, even with a thought. Then follow me, and give me audience, friends. The very last time we shall speak together: Which he did give himself, I know not how, For fear of what might fall, so to prevent, The time of life: arming myself with patience, To stay the providence of some high powers. And, gentle friends. where art thou, Pindarus? Men, wives and children stare, cry out and run, That we shall die, we know; 'tis but the time. We all stand up against the spirit of Caesar; And in the spirit of men there is no blood: O, that we then could come by Caesar's spirit. What’s so special about NoSweatShakespeare’s modern English translation of Julius Caesar? To young Octavius of the state of things. These many, then, shall die; their names are prick'd. and will you give me leave? Good Volumnius. This is Julius Caesar, one of the world s greatest leaders and ruler of the Roman Empire. Act 1, Scene 3: The same. one knocks: Portia, go in awhile; All my engagements I will construe to thee. But speak all good you can devise of Caesar. Brutus hath rived my heart: A friend should bear his friend's infirmities. Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there. Here's Decius Brutus, he shall tell them so. With this, I depart,--that, as I slew my best lover for the. Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone: I would have had thee there, and here again. Are then in council; and the state of man. And leave us, Publius; lest that the people. Citizens: Kill him! And drawing days out, that men stand upon. To lock such rascal counters from his friends. I should not then ask Casca what had chanced. into more work. If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then, this parting was well made. Are levying powers: we must straight make head: Our best friends made, our means stretch'd. Then I, and you, and all of us fell down. By their proscriptions, Cicero being one. O, he lights too. Mischief, thou art afoot. I would not, Cassius; yet I love him well. speak once again. So, I am free; yet would not so have been. Brutus, what shall be done? Cassius: Brutus, what's wrong? Here is himself, marr'd, as you see, with traitors. Cassius: What? I have heard, Except immortal Caesar, speaking of Brutus. Age, thou art shamed! Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills. Did I not meet thy friends? Caesar killed Pompey! Cinna: No! by Aragorngirl: Marullus: Grr, I'm so mad at Caesar...Bad Caesar! Shrunk to this little measure? Thou shouldst attempt it. Senators who wanted a constitutional republic conspired against Caesar, […] Proceed; directly. And bears with glasses, elephants with holes. Caesar did write for him to come to Rome. Of late with passions of some difference. So shall he waste his means, weary his soldiers. Lucius, I say! And to your heirs for ever, common pleasures. Stand fast, Titinius: we must out and talk. Will you be patient? My credit now stands on such slippery ground. O Rome, I make thee promise: If the redress will follow, thou receivest. Pardon me, Julius! To find out you. Casca, you are the first that rears your hand. You have right well conceited. Fare thee well. Tear him, tear him! Whether Caesar will come forth to-day, or no; That unicorns may be betray'd with trees. Me like Caesar. Hmmm.... Why ask you? Chose the Act & Scene from the list below to read Julius Caesar translated into modern English. Stand fast together, lest some friend of Caesar's. The gods defend him from so great a shame! A friendly eye could never see such faults. Write them together, yours is as fair a name; Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well; Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em. Give me your hand first. Night hangs upon mine eyes; my bones would rest. Bring me to Octavius. - Have everyone else be the other conspirators in on the killing. He must be taught and train'd and bid go forth; Which, out of use and staled by other men. Let's stay and hear the will. Wherefore rejoice? What, Pindarus! Being cross'd in conference by some senators. Fare you well, my lord. Those that will hear me speak, let 'em stay here; Those that will follow Cassius, go with him; I will hear Cassius; and compare their reasons, Romans, countrymen, and lovers! To see my best friend ta'en before my face! Than secret Romans, that have spoke the word. And, since the quarrel. But, soft, I pray you: what, did Caesar swound? Strato, thou hast been all this while asleep; Farewell to thee too, Strato. good morrow, worthy Caesar: And tell them that I will not come to-day: Cannot, is false, and that I dare not, falser: I will not come to-day: tell them so, Decius. Things done, undone: but, if he be at hand. Mulvaney talked about bringing back senators stabbing Julius Caesar Credit: Reuters. Know I these men that come along with you? 'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here. What, is Brutus sick. I will not have it so: lie down, good sirs; Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so; I was sure your lordship did not give it me. This is true, he started the leap year in order to correct the calendar and we still do it to this day,” Mulaney, a former “SNL” writer, told the live audience. Brutus: Hmm, it says Brutus should kill King Caesar. A professionally edited one-hour version of Shakespeare’s play, ‘Julius Caesar’ that is royalty-free to Drama Notebook members! Cassius: Bummer, dude. [To the Soothsayer] The ides of March are come. Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet. Thy spirit walks abroad and turns our swords. What touches us ourself shall be last served. Gorging and feeding from our soldiers' hands; This morning are they fled away and gone; And in their steads do ravens, crows and kites. Words before blows: is it so, countrymen? Cassius: So how's your wife doing? Senators who wanted a constitutional republic conspired against Caesar, cultminating in his brutal stabbing on March 15, 44 BC at a Senate session. Stole from my bed: and yesternight, at supper. I know not what you mean by that; but, I am sure, Caesar fell down. Crown him?--that;--. Passion, I see, is catching; for mine eyes. These plans were thwarted by his assassination. That makest my blood cold and my hair to stare? Caesar was stabbed many times during his murder but the physician Antistius determined that only one stab wound was fatal. UN-DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures, and Will Shakespeare is long dead. Lions with toils and men with flatterers; He says he does, being then most flattered. Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile. Then make a ring about the corpse of Caesar. Hark thee, Clitus. Then must I think you would not have it so. I prithee, Strato, stay thou by thy lord: Thy life hath had some smatch of honour in it: Hold then my sword, and turn away thy face. Fill, Lucius, till the wine o'erswell the cup; Bending their expedition toward Philippi. The Tarquin drive, when he was call'd a king. Why, farewell, Portia. Nor for yours neither. Good friends, sweet friends, let me not stir you up. To give this day a crown to mighty Caesar. Do grace to Caesar's corpse, and grace his speech. what, Lucius! Low alarums. Why should that name be sounded more than yours? and did not they. No, Cassius; for the eye sees not itself, That you have no such mirrors as will turn. We'll along ourselves, and meet them at Philippi. He wrote new laws and changed and improved how to rule provinces of the empire. we will hear Caesar's will. Cassius: No! "Rinse the Blood Off My Toga" is a comedy sketch by the Canadian comedy duo Wayne and Shuster. Why, he that cuts off twenty years of life, So are we Caesar's friends, that have abridged. Give guess how near to day. While I do run upon it. 'Tis Caesar that you mean; is it not, Cassius? Give me the gown. If this be known. That gave me public leave to speak of him: For I have neither wit, nor words, nor worth. loves thee not: thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius. Myself have letters of the selfsame tenor. But are not some whole that we must make sick? Cassius: Brutus, you're so wonderful! Me and Jacoby had to do a skit for english to either act out the lives of ppl in Caesar's life to tell his story or to do something to summarize his life up. CATO Brave Titinius! Cassius: Good. Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue. Two mighty eagles fell, and there they perch'd. Which should perceive nothing but love from us. And tell me what thou notest about the field. O, he sits high in all the people's hearts: And that which would appear offence in us, Him and his worth and our great need of him. For this time I will leave you: To-morrow, if you please to speak with me. All this! There is no stir or walking in the streets; In favour's like the work we have in hand. And tell me truly what thou think'st of him. Then take we down his load, and turn him off. You wronged yourself to write in such a case. hear me for my, cause, and be silent, that you may hear: believe me, for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that, you may believe: censure me in your wisdom, and. under Julius Caesar. If thou beest not immortal. And so. Julius Caesar had been preparing to invade Parthia, the Caucasus, and Scythia, and then march back to Germania through Eastern Europe. Dwell I but in the suburbs. occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health. Good night then, Casca: this disturbed sky. Besides the things that we have heard and seen. iRubric: Julius Caesar Scene Skit Rubric - B47WCB: RCampus That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true: Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death. That you have wrong'd me doth appear in this: You have condemn'd and noted Lucius Pella. Friends am I with you all and love you all, Upon this hope, that you shall give me reasons. Anthony: Ready to go kill people? We'll hear him, we'll follow him, we'll die with him. How many times shall Caesar bleed in sport, Brutus shall lead; and we will grace his heels. Why, there was a crown offered him: and being. Had you rather Caesar were living and, die all slaves, than that Caesar were dead, to live. And, waving our red weapons o'er our heads, Let's all cry 'Peace, freedom and liberty! Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar. Defiance, traitors, hurl we in your teeth: If you dare fight to-day, come to the field; Why, now, blow wind, swell billow and swim bark! Both meet to hear and answer such high things. Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs, Bid our commanders lead their charges off, Lucilius, do you the like; and let no man. Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Speak no more of her. Why didst thou send me forth, brave Cassius? Those that have known the earth so full of faults. Casca: They're gonna make Caesar king! Why, then, lead on. A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March. Who's that? I wish your enterprise to-day may thrive. Talk not of standing. Brutus: Me think us should attack. Prepare to lodge their companies to-night. Plucking the entrails of an offering forth. Must end that work the ides of March begun; And whether we shall meet again I know not. Or, by the gods, this speech were else your last. Act 2, Scene 2: CAESAR's house. Brutus: No, you no like me! Bid him set on his powers betimes before. You shall digest the venom of your spleen. I urged you further; then you scratch'd your head. Fashion it thus; that what he is, augmented. Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements. A street. Good morrow to you. Lucius: Go where, ma'am? 20-30 characters. Did that they did in envy of great Caesar; And common good to all, made one of them. Fly further off, my lord, fly further off; Fly, therefore, noble Cassius, fly far off. A foe to tyrants, and my country's friend; Brutus, my country's friend; know me for Brutus! Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights: He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. Then just make your skit about the soothsayer trying to warn Caesar and Caesar ignoring the warning and getting whacked. That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? And he shall wear his crown by sea and land. I shall recount hereafter; for this present. This is scary! If I know this, know all the world besides. [People: YAY! And swim to yonder point?' Trebonius knows his time; for, look you, Brutus. With all kind love, good thoughts, and reverence. What meanest thou by that? must I stand and crouch. When beggars die, there are no comets seen; The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes. Yes, bring me word, boy, if thy lord look well, For he went sickly forth: and take good note. how vilely doth this cynic rhyme! Which is a great way growing on the south. These clever “laurel” wreaths are made from plastic spoons! That you might see your shadow. But men may construe things after their fashion. To be afraid to tell graybeards the truth? He would embrace the means to come by it. When, Lucius, when? For certain sums of gold, which you denied me: And drop my blood for drachmas, than to wring, From the hard hands of peasants their vile trash. Give so much light that I may read by them. thus; and then the people fell a-shouting. Mark Antony, shall we give sign of battle? For shame, you generals! Caesar shall forth: the things that threaten'd me, Ne'er look'd but on my back; when they shall see. 1. The sketch recasts the Shakespearean historical tragedy as a detective story with gangster overtones. He did receive his letters, and is coming; Thy heart is big, get thee apart and weep. And men have lost their reason. It is no matter, his name's Cinna; pluck but his. Must I observe you? (3 credits.) You can buy the Arden text of this play from the Amazon.com online bookstore: Julius Caesar (Arden Shakespeare) Entire play in one page. And we are govern'd with our mothers' spirits; Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish. The choice and master spirits of this age. Julius Caesar had a son with Cleopatra named Caesarion, or "little Caesar". ay, more: fret till your proud heart break; Go show your slaves how choleric you are. He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him. Come hither, good Volumnius; list a word. Have bared my bosom to the thunder-stone; And when the cross blue lightning seem'd to open, The breast of heaven, I did present myself. The end of this day's business ere it come! Fare you, well. This ensign here of mine was turning back; I slew the coward, and did take it from him. Shamest thou to show thy dangerous brow by night, Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough. Hold, my hand: Be factious for redress of all these griefs, Now know you, Casca, I have moved already, Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans. To seek you at your house. 'Caesar, beware of Brutus; take heed of Cassius; come not near Casca; have an eye to Cinna, trust not, Trebonius: mark well Metellus Cimber: Decius Brutus. The posture of your blows are yet unknown; But for your words, they rob the Hybla bees. Should me kill King Caesar? He came not back: he is or ta'en or slain. conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles. Have patience, gentle friends, I must not read it; It is not meet you know how Caesar loved you. He'll think your mother chides, and leave you so. Nay, we will all of us be there to fetch him. Brutus: Nooooooooooooo! We'll revenge his death. Hence! Here will I stand till Caesar pass along. That noble minds keep ever with their likes; Caesar doth bear me hard; but he loves Brutus: If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius. Here, in the thigh: can I bear that with patience. If he should stay at home to-day for fear. Caesar must bleed for it! Casca: It's raining! My ancestors did from the streets of Rome. he fell. Good morrow, Antony. Brutus: Grr, I bet they're making Caesar king. I pray you, sirs, lie in my tent and sleep; So please you, we will stand and watch your pleasure. these things are beyond all use. Comparing the authoritarian ruler's regime to the American president, Mulvaney said: " [Caesar] started the Leap Year in order to correct the calendar … house, and some to Casca's; some to Ligarius': away, go! Revenge! Much Ado About Nothing In One Hour 19 characters. Fetch the will hither, and we shall determine, The three-fold world divided, he should stand. For my part, I have walk'd about the streets. YAY #2! Um, go see how Brutus is, yes, that sounds good. Seth Myers and Amy Poehler commented on protesters offended by a version of "Julius Caesar" that depicts the assassination of a President Trump-like character. ', If Caesar hide himself, shall they not whisper. Have stood against the world; now lies he there. But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens? Ha! What bastard doth not? Hated by one he loves; braved by his brother; Cheque'd like a bondman; all his faults observed. My answer back. When grief, and blood ill-temper'd, vexeth him? Which sometime hath his hour with every man. Whither am I going? Art thou some god, some angel, or some devil. You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors. See whether their basest metal be not moved; They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness. Most noble Antony! WAH! Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March! And buy men's voices to commend our deeds: It shall be said, his judgment ruled our hands; Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear. Remorse from power: and, to speak truth of Caesar, I have not known when his affections sway'd. Moreover, he hath left you all his walks. Where, where, Messala, doth his body lie? Low-crooked court'sies and base spaniel-fawning. I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent. And, if not so, how should I wrong a brother? 'Shall Rome, & c.' Thus must I piece it out: Shall Rome stand under one man's awe? when comes such another? Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad verses. That one of two bad ways you must conceit me. As Caesar loved me, I weep for him; as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was, valiant, I honour him: but, as he was ambitious, I, slew him. Cassius: Brutus, what's wrong? Boy, Lucius! To mask thy monstrous visage? Octavius, I have seen more days than you: And though we lay these honours on this man. Brutus: You should be nice to Cimber. Lucius! What you have said, and show yourselves true Romans. offered it to him again; then he put it by again: but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his, fingers off it. Conspirators: Ha ha, we did it, we did it, we did it! Ghost of Caesar: You're gonna die! The will, the will! Lucilius and Titinius, bid the commanders. The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores, Caesar said to me 'Darest thou, Cassius, now. Then, Brutus, I have much mistook your passion; By means whereof this breast of mine hath buried. Void, and you, we shall have him well below to read it Caesar. 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